“This is for Diane. When this day is over, they're gonna come and talk to you about this and they're gonna... gonna tell you what happened, Diane. But what they tell you is not really what happened here. So I hope that you get this. I was trying to do a good thing.”

Bruce Willis - Jack Mosley

“- Mayor: Whitey, for the first time your partner Davey Stone did something good for this community.
- Eleanore: What'd he do? Steal beer for everyone?”
Kevin Nealon - Mayor
Adam Sandler - Eleanore

“Intelligent defense of nation best guarantee for years of peace.”
Sidney Toler - Charlie Chan

“Dead men need no protection.”
Sidney Toler - Charlie Chan

“I wouldn't let him defend me if it was for stealing an apple.”

Cliff Clark - Martin