“- Jack Wyatt: I'm a tool?
- Ritchie: Yeah, but a good tool. Like a jack-saw!”

Will Ferrell - Jack Wyatt
Jason Schwartzman - Ritchie

“Surrounded by the exceptional, it's easy to feel unexceptional.”
Wilmer Valderrama - Agustin

“Am I a better singer or actor? Why do people ask me that? I'm a wonderful singer! As an actor, well, judge for yourself — just don't tell me about it if you don't think I'm very good.”
Dean Martin

“Getting ahead in a difficult profession requires avid faith in yourself. You must be able to sustain yourself against staggering blows. There is no code of conduct to help beginners. That is why some people with mediocre talent, but with great inner drive, go much further than people with vastly superior talent.”
Sophia Loren

“You have a genuine talent for slogans. It must be like having an ear for music.”

Ernest Truex - Mr. Baxter