“- Rufshaad: I can see you're no stranger to pain.
- Col. Denton Walters: I've been married.”
Andreas Katsulas - Rufshaad
Richard Crenna - Col. Denton Walters

“- Corie Bratter: My divorce! When do I get my divorce?
- Paul Bratter: How should I know? The marriage license hasn't even come in yet!”
Jane Seymour Fonda - Corie Bratter
Robert Redford - Paul Bratter

“- Fletcher Reede: Are you marrying this guy because you're mad at me?
- Audrey Reede: No, I divorced you because I was mad at you.”
Jim Carrey - Fletcher Reede
Maura Tierney - Audrey Reede

“You lived with him when he was nothing, you suffered his youth and the years of struggle, now you're entitled to half of everything he has.”

Kelly Lynch - Grey Allison

“- Ted: I can't believe Missy divorced your Dad, and married mine.
- Bill: Shut up, Ted.”
Keanu Reeves - Ted
Alex Winter - Bill