“- Sam Baldwin: Didn't you see 'Fatal Attraction'?
- Jonah Baldwin: You wouldn't let me!
- Sam Baldwin: Well I saw it and it scared the shit out of me! It scared the shit out of every man in America!”
Tom Hanks - Sam Baldwin
Ross Malinger - Jonah Baldwin

“- Walt Price: What's in the bag?
- Marty Rossen: My undies, cause, you can't get this film off on time I'm gonna wet myself.”
William H. Macy - Walt Price
David Paymer - Marty Rossen

“- Sidney: Hey Detective, what's your favorite scary movie?
- Mark: My life.
- Sidney: Mine too.”
Neve Campbell - Sidney Prescott
Patrick Dempsey - Detective Mark Kincaid

You know how in horror movies the door is swinging back and forth from one hinge in front of a dark room, and some stupid moron is walking up to it, just gonna go in, and you think to yourself, "Why is she doing that? Why is she going in there? What could possible make her go into that room? Doesn't she know better?".

Kimberly Williams-Paisley - Karen Collier

“- Edward D. Wood, Jr.: You know, you're much scarier in real life than you are in the movie.
- Bela Lugosi: Thank you.”
Johnny Depp - Ed Wood
Martin Landau - Bela Lugosi