“- Joy: Look at that! You see them two white niggers over there?
- Ted: Yeah, what?
- Joy: Look at them! They so happy, because they got that little baby keeping them together. If they didn't have that baby, they'd just be two sad-ass white niggers waiting for Downton Abbey to come on.”
Cocoa Brown - Joy
Seth MacFarlane - Ted

“Once he was known as Sam Edison's son. But now I'm Tom Edison's father, and I don't mind.”

George Bancroft - Samuel "Sam" Edison

“From that day, Freak never asked me nothing about my father, and I never asked him nothing about his, 'cause that's not who we were.”
Elden Henson - Maxwell Kane

“You were not what was desired, but that makes you no less dear to me. A boy would have been the Son of France, but you, Marie Thérèse, shall be mine.”

Kirsten Dunst - Marie-Antoinette

“- John Bradley: I wanted to tell you I'm sorry I wasn't a better father.
- James Bradley: Sorry? You were the best father a man could have.”
George Grizzard - John Bradley
Tom McCarthy - James Bradley