“- Allison French: I am mortified that you saw me with no clothes on.
- Everett Hitch: Oh, Allie, it was an incomparable pleasure.”
Renee Zellweger - Allison French
Viggo Mortensen - Everett Hitch

“- Paddy Button: Come back here and put your clothes on!
- Young Richard: I don't wanna wear my old britches!
- Paddy Button: It isn't proper to be running around naked all the time!”

Leo McKern - Paddy Button
Glenn Kohan - Young Richard

“There are gonna be some hotties, some slammin' bods with pants so tight it looks like they're painted on.”
David Denman - Lance

“You do make a better impression with your clothes off.”
Johnathon Schaech - Jackson Baring

“- Leonardo: Michaelangelo, why are you wearing boxer shorts?
- Michaelangelo: So that the guy who arrives in my place doesn't arrive bare butt naked.”
Brian Tochi - Leonardo
Robbie Rist - Michaelangelo