“There are gonna be some hotties, some slammin' bods with pants so tight it looks like they're painted on.”
David Denman - Lance

“- Paddy Button: Come back here and put your clothes on!
- Young Richard: I don't wanna wear my old britches!
- Paddy Button: It isn't proper to be running around naked all the time!”

Leo McKern - Paddy Button
Glenn Kohan - Young Richard

“- Gia Carangi: Where are you going?
- Linda: You don't have any clothes on.
- Gia Carangi: Don't change the subject.”
Angelina Jolie - Gia Carangi
Elizabeth Mitchell - Linda

“- Princess Ann: Why can't I sleep in pajamas?
- Countess Vereberg: Pajamas?
- Princess Ann: Just the top part. Did you know that there are people who sleep with absolutely nothing on at all?
- Countess Vereberg: I rejoice to say I do not.”
Audrey Hepburn - Princess Ann
Margaret Rawlings - Countess Vereberg

“- Allison French: I am mortified that you saw me with no clothes on.
- Everett Hitch: Oh, Allie, it was an incomparable pleasure.”
Renee Zellweger - Allison French
Viggo Mortensen - Everett Hitch