Dan Castellaneta quotes
- From the animation: The Simpsons
“- Lisa Simpson: History is written by the winners, Dad.
- Homer Simpson: I thought it was written by losers.” - From the movie: The Return of Jafar
“- Aladdin 'Al': So Genie, how does it feel to be free?
- Blue Genie: Seriously? I love it!” - From the animation: The Simpsons
- From the animation: The Simpsons
“If these Celebrities didn't want people going through their garbage or saying they're Gay, they should not have expressed themselves creatively...”
- From the animation: The Simpsons Movie
- From the animation: The Simpsons Movie
“I dunno what to tell you, Marge! I don't think about things. I respect people who do, but...
I just try to make the days not hurt until I get to crawl in next you again.” - From the animation: The Simpsons
“- Lisa Simpson: Dad, just for once don't you want to try something new?
- Homer Simpson: Oh Lisa, trying is just the first step toward failure.” - From the animation: The Simpsons Movie
- From the animation: The Simpsons Movie
“- Homer Simpson: Hey, Marge. Isn't it great being married to someone who's recklessly impulsive?
- Marge Simpson: Actually, it's aged me horribly.” - From the animation: The Simpsons Movie
“- Bart Simpson: Dad!
- Homer Simpson: What seems to be the problem, officers?
- Bart Simpson: Tell them you dared me to do it!
- Chief Wiggum: If that's true, then you should be taking the raphere, not your son.
- Homer Simpson: And what happens to me if it's my fault?
- Chief Wiggum: You'll have to attend a one hour parenting class.
- Homer...” (continue)(continue reading) “It is better to watch things then to do them.”
“The humor is essentially dark for a cartoon and sophisticated.”
- La trovi in Relationships in Hollywood
“Sometimes the only way you can feel good about yourself is by making someone else look bad.”
- From the animation: The Simpsons Movie
“This book doesn't have any answers!”
- From the animation: The Simpsons
- From the animation: The Simpsons
- From the animation: The Simpsons
“[referring to his monkey Mr. Teeny]
We're going to drop him out of a helicopter and see what happens!
[Pats Mr. Teeny]
Aw, don't worry. Nothing's going to happen to you, Mr. Teeny Number 7.” - From the animation: The Simpsons
- From the animation: The Simpsons Movie
“That was the most incredible experience of my life! And now, to find my family, save my town, and drop ten pounds!”
- From the animation: The Simpsons Movie
“- Bart Simpson: Did you at least bring my clothes?
- Homer Simpson: Shirt, socks, everything you need.
- Bart Simpson: You didn't bring my pants!
- Homer Simpson: Who am I, Tommy Bahama?
- Bart Simpson: Oh, this is the worst day of my life.
- Homer Simpson: The worst day of your life so far.” - From the animation: The Simpsons
“- Bart Simpson: I'm done working. Working is for chumps.
- Homer Simpson: Son, I'm proud of you. I was twice your age before I figured that out.” - From the movie: Super Mario Bros.
“A long long time ago, the Earth was ruled by dinosaurs. They were big, so not a lot of people went around hassling 'em. Actually, no people went around hassling 'em 'cause there weren't any people yet.”
- From the animation: The Simpsons
- From the animation: The Simpsons Movie
“We have a great life here in Alaska, and we're never going back to America again!”
- From the movie: Super Mario Bros.
“A giant meteorite struck the Earth. Goodbye dinosaurs! But what if the dinosaurs weren't all destroyed? What if the impact of that meteor created a parallel dimension where the dinosaurs continued to thrive and evolve into intelligent, vicious, and aggressive beings... just like us? And hey, what if they found a way back?”
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