“- Robert Englund: I think they'd like to see us together again.
- Heather Langenkamp: In what, a romantic comedy?
- Robert Englund: Just because it's a love story doesn't mean it can't have a decapitation or two.”

Robert Englund - Robert Englund
Heather Langenkamp - Heather Langenkamp

“The last thing to determine conclusively is whether you're in a comedy or a tragedy. Tragedy, you die. Comedy, you get hitched.”
Dustin Hoffman - Professor Jules Hilbert

“Once you realize what a joke everything is, being the Comedian is the only thing that makes sense.”
Jeffrey Dean Morgan - Edward Blake

“Kids are great for a comedian, because kids are funny without even trying to be funny.”
Jeff Foxworthy - Jeff Foxworthy

“The equivalent for a normal person would be to go into work each day in your underwear and try and do your job that you normally do. All of a sudden you can't do anything. That's how a comedian feels when he's doing a new bit.”
Jerry Seinfeld - Himself