“- Statler: I wonder if there really is life on other planets?
- Waldorf: What do you care? You don't have a life on this planet.”
Jerry Nelson - Statler
Dave Goelz - Waldorf

“These creatures require our absence to survive, not our help. And if we could only step aside and trust in nature, life will find a way.”

Richard Attenborough - John Hammond

“- Dr. Marlowe: John! Can you hear me? I know what's wrong with you. I know how you can survive.
- John Strauss: What is it?
- Dr. Marlowe: How badly... do you wanna live?”
Rutger Hauer - Dr. Marlowe
Roy Dupuis - John Strauss

“I know what it's like to make your memories go away. You can make new memories; good ones. Good memories can save your life.”

Rebecca Romijn - Joan

“Women. Ya can't live with 'em, ya can't live without 'em.”