“- Lisa: You pig, you're responsible for degrading all of those women.
- Clark: Equally degradable in pornographic films.”

Robyn Lynne Raab - Lisa
Ron Jeremy - Clark

“- Dexter: This doesn't look like my mom.
- Erik: These aren't moms. These are women. This is what they're supposed to look like.”

Joseph Mazzello - Dexter
Brad Renfro - Erik

“Horror movies turn on chicks faster than porno.”
Ashton Kutcher - Michael Kelso

“- Heck: It's porn, right? It's degrading. It's offensive.
- Rachel: God yes.
- Heck: Yeah. Let's watch it anyway.”
Matthew Goode - Heck
Piper Perabo - Rachel

“- Carter: We need to get her to relax.
- Lee: Maybe we should put on a dirty movie. Only $9.95.”

Chris Tucker - Carter
Jackie Chan - Lee