“You look good, Niki. The only guy to have his face burnt off and it be an improvement.”
Chris Hemsworth - James Hunt

“You're getting so good, you even got your shadow scared.”

Huntz Hall - Limpy

“There's nothing wrong with your marriage. You just have to resell it once in awhile.”

Harry Davenport - Jones

“- Mother of 9-Year-Old Girl: I have a girl of nine who won't listen to what's right. She always does what's wrong. What should I do?
- Larry Haines: Wait ten years, and if there's no improvement... send me her number.”

Nell Craig - Mother of 9-Year-Old Girl
Bob Hope - Larry Haines

“- The Wiseman: Quite often, young lady, it seems like we're not getting anywhere, when in fact...
- The Hat: We are!”

Frank Oz - The Wiseman
David Shaughnessy - The Hat