When I'm hanging out with a woman, that's all I'm doing is hanging out, talking, listening. I'm not sitting there thinking about how to get in bed with her. And this completely confuses them because they're saying "Wait a minute. I'm so much better looking than this guy. Isn't he attracted to me?".

Donal Logue - Dex

“You never call him. But if he calls you you talk to him, then act like you have another call, keep him on hold for a long time. Like longer than you think is passable. And break dates. After he's additcted, cut him off. That's when you got him.”

Bridgette Wilson-Sampras - Lisa Cramer

“- Hugo: Give her some slack, then reel her in. Then give her some slack...
- Laverne: Knock it off, Hugo. She's a girl, not a mackerel.”
Jason Alexander - Hugo
Mary Wickes - Laverne

“You got to know a woman's size on sight. Before she tells. Don't wait for her to tell you. You should know.”
A.J. Johnson - Juanita

“There are two things that are infinite: femininity and means to take advantage of it.”
Jeanne Moreau - Amande