“No matter how tough things are, no matter how bad they seem, all I'll have to do is think of you and I'll come through.”

Robert Ryan - Chris Jones

“- Clown: Be careful. Don't hurt the little guy.
- Skinny: C'mon, elephants ain't got no feelings.”
Billy Bletcher - Clown
Malcolm Hutton - Skinny

“From now on, keep one eye on that candle, another eye on that one, and with the other eye watch me!”

Lou Costello - Ferdinand Jones

“- Mrs. Marjorie Davies: How did you rest?
- Freddie: With one eye open.”
Ann Harding - Mrs. Marjorie Davies
George Tobias - Freddie

“- Freddie: What I can't figure out is if they're protecting us or watching us.
- Ambassador Joseph E. Davies: Maybe a little of both.”
George Tobias - Freddie
Walter Huston - Ambassador Joseph E. Davies