“I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.”
“Obviously I'm not a role model for impressionable youth.”
“Six days after he married his girlfriend Malika Souiri, Sam Kinison was killed when his white Pontiac Firebird Trans Am was struck on U.S. Route 95 four miles north of Interstate 40 and several miles west of Needles, California by a pickup truck driven by a 17-year-old who had been drinking. His wife survived the accident. Kinison was later...” (continue) (continue reading)
“- Thornton Melon: All right. I'll say it. 'Cause Truman was too much of a pussy wimp to let MacArthur go in there and blow out those Commie bastards!
- Professor Terguson: Good answer. Good answer. I like the way you think. I'm gonna be watching you.
- Thornton Melon: [chuckling to his classmates] Good teacher. He really seems to care. About...” (continue) (continue reading)