“3 Ninjas Kick Back” quotes

Movie 3 Ninjas Kick Back
Title 3 Ninjas Kick Back
Year 1994
Director Charles T. Kanganis
Genre Comedy, Family, Action
Plot – In California, Colt, Rocky and Tum Tum have been taught by their Japanese grandfather Mori how to fight like ninja warriors. The guys however prefer to play the final match of baseball against their worst enemies, the Mustang, instead of going with Mori to Japan to return an ancient knife. The cruel Koga wants to take possession of the knife that once Mori used to injure him. Moreover, the knife is also useful to make the ancient legend of the Golden Cavern come true. Koga orders his nephew to steal it, but the guys make him run away. Then, they flight to Japan to try to save the object from the enemy’s hands.
All actors – Victor Wong, Max Elliott Slade, Sean Fox, J. Evan Bonifant, Caroline Junko King, Dustin Nguyen, Alan McRae, Margarita Franco, Jason Schombing, Angelo Tiffe, Sab Shimono, Don Stark
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  • “- Tum Tum: I wanted to come to Japan, Grandpa.
    - Grandpa: Thank you for wanting to continue your Ninja training.
    - Tum Tum: Ninja? I really wanted to go there to learn how to be a Sumo Wrestler. You know how much those guys get to eat everyday?”

    J. Evan Bonifant - Michael 'Tum Tum' Douglas
    Victor Wong - Grandpa Mori Shintaro
    [Tag:eating, japan, wishes]
  • “Watch the target grow in front of your eyes. And when it gets as big as a melon, throw!”
    Victor Wong - Grandpa Mori Shintaro
    [Tag:goals, strategy]
  • “- Miyo: I have trouble swinging my butt.
    - Tum Tum: You mean your bat.
    - Miyo: Yes, my butt.”

    Caroline Junko King - Miyo
    J. Evan Bonifant - Michael 'Tum Tum' Douglas
  • “Before you go to Japan, you will be tested on the field of battle. Remember, four strands of rope, apart you can snap, but together you can be strong, now get out there and kick butt!”

    Victor Wong - Grandpa Mori Shintaro
  • “A true Ninja never brags about his skill.”
    Victor Wong - Grandpa Mori Shintaro
    [Tag:humility, vanity]
  • “- Night Club Manager: What'd you say the name of your band was called?
    - Glam: Mondo Diarrhea.
    - Slam: Alien Vomit.”

    Gino Dentie - Night Club Manager
    Dustin Nguyen - Glam
    Angelo Tiffe - Slam
    [Tag:musicians, name]
  • “What are you gonna do, talk us to death?”

    Max Elliott Slade - Jeffrey 'Colt' Douglas
    [Tag:talking, weapons]