“Bad Taste” quotes

Movie Bad Taste
Sir Peter Jackson directed this movie in 1987
Title Bad Taste
Year 1987
Director Peter Jackson
Genre Sci-Fi, Comedy, Horror
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Plot – Astro Investigation and Defence Service' sends Derek, Frank, Ozzy and Barry to investigate the disappearance of Kaihoro, a New Zealand town. The area is now populated by aliens with human forms. Barry kills one of them, then they begin to eliminate the four guys, meanwhile collector Giles risks repeatedly to be devoured.
All actors – Terry Potter, Pete O'Herne, Craig Smith, Mike Minett, Peter Jackson, Doug Wren, Dean Lawrie, Peter Vere-Jones, Ken Hammon, Robin Griggs, Michael Gooch, Peter Gooch
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  • “- Frank: This isn't gonna be another false alarm like the Manor Streetinvasion over there, is it?
    - Derek: Well, how do you explain the disappearance of an entire township, Frank? Oh! The Kiwi Jonestown, of course, that's it! Drinking beer laced with cyanide from little polystyrene cups.”

    Mike Minett - Frank
    Sir Peter Jackson - Derek
  • “- Derek: We've got a bunch of Extra-Terrestrial psychopaths on our hands, like a visit from a planet full of Charlie Mansons, they've started on something small, it's my guess they'll go onto something bigger next time, Christchurch, Wellington...
    - Barry: Auckland?
    - Derek: Yeah, well, that wouldn't be so bad.”

    Sir Peter Jackson - Derek
    Pete O'Herne - Barry
  • “- Barry: I knew it was a mistake to issue weapons. We're a government department, not a paramilitary unit!
    - Derek: Yeah, the Astro Investigation and Defence Service!
    - Ozzy: Wish we'd change that name!”

    Pete O'Herne - Barry
    Sir Peter Jackson - Derek
    Terry Potter - Ozzy
    [Tag:defense, weapons]
  • “- Frank: Just remember, we're only authorized to use violence when protecting the planet.
    - Barry: And the moon.
    - Frank: Yeah, and the moon.”

    Mike Minett - Frank
    Pete O'Herne - Barry
    [Tag:defense, violence]
  • “- Derek: Stick all the bits of brain in a plastic bag, Barry. We'll need them for analysis.
    - Barry: No bloody way mate. You can come down here and do that yourself!”

    Sir Peter Jackson - Derek
    Pete O'Herne - Barry
    [Tag:blood, brain, disgust]