“The Creature Wasn't Nice” quotes

(1983)
Movie The Creature Wasn't Nice
Title The Creature Wasn't Nice
Year 1983
Director Bruce Kimmel
Genre Sci-Fi, Comedy, Musical, Romance, Horror
All actors – Cindy Williams, Bruce Kimmel, Leslie Nielsen, Gerrit Graham, Patrick Macnee, Paul Brinegar, Cherie Steinkellner, Carol Ann Williams, Margaret Willock, Alan Abelew, Robert Dryer, Peter DuPre
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  • “If I were attacked by a pack of wild subterranean bush pigs and you possessed the only bush pig blaster in the universe, I would not want your company!”

    Cindy Williams - Annie McHugh
  • “- Dr. Stark: I have work to do.
    - Annie McHugh: Oh doctor, aren't you going to see the movie with us? You know it really might relax you.
    - Dr. Stark: I'm perfectly relaxed. Science relaxes me.
    - John: Would you care for some pie, before you...?
    - Dr. Stark: Science is my pie. Curiosity is my sweet tooth. Knowledge is my candy. Bye.”

    Patrick Macnee - Dr. Stark
    Cindy Williams - Annie McHugh
    Bruce Kimmel - John
  • “I want to eat your smile, your smile is so beguiling. If I could eat your smile, I'd be smiling.”

    Ron Kurowski - The Creature
    [Tag:eating, killing]
  • “I want to eat your face, it could just be so yummy. I'd like to have your face, in my tummy.”

    Ron Kurowski - The Creature
    [Tag:eating, killing]
  • “- Max the Computer: Good Morning Dr. Stark. Check out the observation window for a heavy revelation. This looks like a red letter day for you, Doc. It's an unknown and undiscovered planet and it looks like you discovered it, Doc.
    - Dr. Stark: An unknown and undiscovered planet and I discovered it!”

    Broderick Crawford - Max the Computer
    Patrick Macnee - Dr. Stark
  • “- Annie McHugh: Remember, a major part of our training was to remain asexual.
    - Rodzinski: I am asexual: a sexual fiend!”

    Cindy Williams - Annie McHugh
    Gerrit Graham - Rodzinski
    [Tag:abstinence, sex]
  • “- Annie McHugh: Dr. Stark, I sense something is troubling you.
    - Dr. Stark: Troubling is not the exact word I would use. Amazed, incredulous, mind-boggled... any of those words would be appropriate.”

    Cindy Williams - Annie McHugh
    Patrick Macnee - Dr. Stark
    [Tag:trouble, words]
  • “Mayday, Mayday, Mayday! The creature's on top of Jameson and Jameson's on top of me, the inconsiderate shit!”
    Gerrit Graham - Rodzinski
    [Tag:danger, helping]
  • “- Annie McHugh: Let's just hope that Dr. Stark is in a better world.
    - Rodzinski: He's in that thing's stomach, that's where he is!”

    Cindy Williams - Annie McHugh
    Gerrit Graham - Rodzinski
    [Tag:death]
  • “I want to eat your knees! Oh, they would really please me. So let me eat those knees, don't you tease me!”

    Ron Kurowski - The Creature
    [Tag:eating, killing]
  • “- Annie McHugh: Max, I need you to do me a favor.
    - Max the Computer: Max has the facts!
    - Annie McHugh: Come on, Max, this is no time for you to be a little snot. We're going to need your help.
    - Max the Computer: You want the facts? Just ask Max!”

    Cindy Williams - Annie McHugh
    Broderick Crawford - Max the Computer
    [Tag:computer, helping]
  • “- Captain Jamieson: Max, what course are we on?
    - Max the Computer: It's a far out course, Captain, deep into the cosmos and heading into infinity. Hey, I like that!
    - Captain Jamieson: Why on Earth did they ever make these abusive and emotionally unstable computers?”

    Leslie William Nielsen - Capt. Jamieson
    Broderick Crawford - Max the Computer
    [Tag:computer, emotion]
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