“Night of the Comet” quotes

Movie Night of the Comet
Title Night of the Comet
Year 1984
Director Thom Eberhardt
Genre Sci-Fi, Comedy, Horror
Plot – Regina and Samantha are two sisters from New York who are left alone after the mother’s death. They comfort themselves as they can: Regina, the eldest one, spends the night with a friend of her, while Samantha hides in a warehouse. The following day they wake up in a desolate New York: the citizens have been pulverized by the passage of a comet. A group of infected zombies haunts the abandoned neighborhood, looking for human blood to survive. The girls wander around town and meet Hector, a young and healthy survivor who promises to come back as soon as he finds his family. In the meantime, the girls are captured by some partially infected scientists, who need healthy blood to save themselves. With Hector’s help, the girls destroy the laboratory, starting a ‘new civilization’.
All actors – Robert Beltran, Catherine Mary Stewart, Kelli Maroney, Sharon Farrell, Mary Woronov, Geoffrey Lewis, Peter Fox, John Achorn, Michael Bowen, Devon Ericson, Lissa Layng, Ivan E. Roth
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  • “Come on Hector, the MAC-10 submachine gun was practically designed for housewives.”
    Catherine Mary Stewart - Regina Belmont
    [Tag:weapons, women]
  • “See, this is the problem with these things. Daddy would have gotten us Uzis.”

    Kelli Maroney - Samantha Belmont
  • “Geez! There goes the neighborhood.”

    Robert Beltran - Hector Gomez
    [Tag:city, destruction]
  • “My sister, who swiped every guy I ever had my eye on, has now swiped the last guy in the whole freaked out world!”
    Kelli Maroney - Samantha Belmont
    [Tag:sex, sisters]
  • “Scientists predicted a light show of stellar proportions, something not seen on earth for 65 million years, indeed not since the time that the dinosaurs disappeared, virtually overnight. There were a few who saw this as more than just a coincidence, but most didn't...”
    Michael Hanks - Narrator
  • “My parents told me never to breathe anything from strangers.”
    Janice Kawaye - Sarah
    [Tag:risk, strangers]
  • “- Samantha Belmont: So you guys are geniuses?
    - Audrey White: Yeah - or we thought we were.
    - Samantha Belmont: We had a couple of geniuses at school... they're both wimps.”

    Kelli Maroney - Samantha Belmont
    Mary Woronov - Audrey White
  • “In 1910, Halley's comet returned. Everyone thought they were going to die then.”
    Wilson Camp - Party Guest
    [Tag:death, space]
  • “You wouldn't believe what we want from you. In your worst nightmare, you wouldn't believe. Let's play a game, it's called scary noises.”
    Ivan E. Roth - Willy
  • “- Regina Belmont: What are you going to do when your complexion freaks out? Dermatologist is dead, you know?
    - Samantha Belmont: I know, and I'm getting a rash or something too.
    - Regina Belmont: Oh, God! You and your rashes!
    - Samantha Belmont: Hey, I'm sorry if the end of the world makes me a little nervous.”

    Catherine Mary Stewart - Regina Belmont
    Kelli Maroney - Samantha Belmont
    [Tag:nervousness, skin]
  • “- Regina Belmont: You're crazy!
    - Willy: I'm not crazy, I just don't give a fuck.”

    Catherine Mary Stewart - Regina Belmont
    Ivan E. Roth - Willy
  • “Since before recorded time, it had swung through the universe in an elliptical orbit so large that its very existence remained a secret of time and space; but now in the last few years of the 20th century, the visitor was returning. The citizens of earth would get an extra Christmas present this year as their planet orbited through the tail of...” (continue)(continue reading)
    Michael Hanks - Narrator
  • “- Regina Belmont: What are you guys doing?
    - Sarah: They said that if we breathe this, we can go to the North Pole to see Santa Claus.
    - Regina Belmont: That's so sick!”

    Catherine Mary Stewart - Regina Belmont
    Janice Kawaye - Sarah
  • “If bachlorette number one isn't out here in half a tick, I'm gonna ice bachlorette number two, got it?”
    Ivan E. Roth - Willy
  • “- Dr. Carter: Are you pregnant?
    - Regina Belmont: No. Thought I was once.
    - Dr. Carter: That's not important.
    - Regina Belmont: Longest three weeks of my life”

    Geoffrey Lewis - Dr. Carter
    Catherine Mary Stewart - Regina Belmont
  • - Dr. Carter: Have you ever had hepatitis?
    - Regina Belmont: No. I had "mono" once though.

    Geoffrey Lewis - Dr. Carter
    Catherine Mary Stewart - Regina Belmont
  • “- Guard #2: She's dead.
    - Hector Gomez: Hell, she isn't dead. This doctor shot her up with sodium pentothal to make this fellow think she was dead. So you wouldn't suck the blood outta her, you bastard.”

    Joel Levine - Guard #2
    Robert Beltran - Hector Gomez
    [Tag:death, remedies]
  • “Whoa... what is this, trick or treat?”

    Catherine Mary Stewart - Regina Belmont
  • “- Davenport: You'll just fall asleep and then you'll see Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny.
    - Brian: I don't believe in Santa Claus.
    - Dr. Carter: What? You don't believe in Santa?”

    Lissa Layng - Davenport
    Chance Boyer - Brian
    Geoffrey Lewis - Dr. Carter
  • “- Samantha Belmont: Did you make it with him last night?
    - Regina Belmont: Who?
    - Samantha Belmont: The good humor man, who do you think?
    - Regina Belmont: Geez, is that what's bugging you?
    - Samantha Belmont: That's no answer, man!
    - Regina Belmont: No I didn't make it with him last night.”

    Kelli Maroney - Samantha Belmont
    Catherine Mary Stewart - Regina Belmont
  • “You're not gonna blame me because the phone went dead. I'm not the phone company. Nobody's the phone company anymore!”
    Kelli Maroney - Samantha Belmont
    [Tag:blame, telephone]