“Killer Klowns from Outer Space” quotes

Movie Killer Klowns from Outer Space
Title Killer Klowns from Outer Space
Year 1988
Director Stephen Chiodo
Genre Sci-Fi, Comedy, Horror
Plot – They look like clowns, but they actually are blood thirsty aliens. The low-budget fantasy-horror movie turns out to be a cult in its genre, but lacks of originality.
All actors – Grant Cramer, Suzanne Snyder, John Allen Nelson, John Vernon, Michael S. Siegel, Peter Licassi, Royal Dano, Christopher Titus, Irene Michaels, Karla Sue Krull, Aeron Macintyre, Danny Kovacs
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  • “Where's my dog! Where's my Pooh Bear!”
    Royal Dano - Farmer Gene Green
    [Tag:dogs, loss]
  • “They took your wife away in a balloon? Well you don't need the police, pal, you need a psychiatrist!”

    John Vernon - Curtis Mooney
  • “I'm Jo-Jo the ice cream clown, we'll give you a stick, you'll give it a lick. And it'll tickle you all the way down. Ice cream, ice cream, we brought our goodies here to you! A tasty treat for while you screw! Let's take a break! Cool off those hot lips with our frozen fruity bars! Icy-wicy, fudgy-wudgy bars. And everyone's frozendelight, the...” (continue)(continue reading)

    Peter Licassi - Paul Terenzi
    [Tag:clown, food]
  • “I'm supposed to read you your rights. But you're in Mooney's jail, and in Mooney's jail you ain't got no rights!”
    John Vernon - Curtis Mooney
  • “When I was five years old, my mom and my dad took me to the circus for the first time. Lion tamers, acrobats, tightrope walkers... I guess they were okay. But then, this little car drove up... and stopped right in front of *me*. Out jumped this huge clown. He jumped over to me... he lifted me right up out of my seat. Everybody was laughing, even...” (continue)(continue reading)
    Suzanne Snyder - Debbie Stone
    [Tag:clown, fear]
  • - Debbie Stone: We were up at "the top of the world" and we saw this shooting star and we decided to go look for it. But instead of finding the shooting star we saw this... this circus tent. And that's when we went inside, and that is when we saw those people in those... those pink, cotton candy cocoons. Dave, it was not a circus tent. It was... (continue)(continue reading)
    Suzanne Snyder - Debbie Stone
    John Allen Nelson - Dave Hansen
    Grant Cramer - Mike Tobacco
    John Vernon - Curtis Mooney
    [Tag:alien, clown, killing]
  • “Paul, there's more important stuff to do than sell ice cream!”
    Grant Cramer - Mike Tobacco