Jack Black quotes
“Give up, just quit, because in this life, you can't win. Yeah, you can try, but in the end you're just gonna lose, big time, because the world is run by the Man.”
“- Dewey Finn: Now, what makes you mad more than anything in the world?
[sees Billy who has his hand raised]
- Dewey Finn: Billy?
- Billy: You.”
“Sometimes... it's easy to get so focused on your own stuff that... you forget other people have problems too.”
“- Shifu: If you only do what you can do, you'll never be better than what you are.
- Po: But I like who I am!
- Shifu: You don't even know who you are!”
“Every story ever told can be broken down into three parts. The beginning. The middle. And the twist.”
“- Dewey Finn: You, Freddy, what do you like to do?
- Freddy Jones: I dunno... burn stuff?”
“We're in the dark ages if J-Lo can have a music career because of her ass.”
“Where’s the jungle? This is a whole new thing. Nobody told us we had to do a whole new thing!”
- Professor Shelly Oberon: Seriously, I can't even open my mouth around you. You don't even know me, but you, like, decided you hate me.
- Ruby Roundhouse: Look, I just think you live in, like, the "hot popular girl" bubble, you know, where everybody either treats you like a princess or like an object. Maybe it makes you a little self-absorbed... (continue)(continue reading)
“- Po: Teaching? There's no way I'm ever gonna be like you!
- Shifu: I'm not trying to turn you into me; I'm trying to turn you into you.”
“- Mr. Ping: What was I supposed to do, huh? What if the pandas don't have food you like? You're never gonna be able to save the world on an empty stomach.
- Li: Oh yes, about that. We can't share the location of the village with others. So...
- Mr. Ping: Oh, you think I can't keep a secret, huh? I raised Po for twenty years before I finally told...” (continue)(continue reading)
“No! I'm an over-weight middle-aged man!”
“- Li: You have to come home with me.
- Po: What? To the secret village?
- Li: Yes, son. You must rediscover what it is to be a panda. You have to learn how to live like a panda. Sleep like a panda. Eat like a panda. Those one hundred and three dumplings? I was just warming up.
- Po: I always knew I wasn’t eating up to my full potential!”
“Your real strength comes from being your best you.”
“- Oogway: I understand. You eat when you are upset.
- Po: Upset? I'm not upset. Why, what makes you think I'm upset?
- Oogway: So why are you upset?
- Po: I probably sucked more today than anybody in the history of kung fu. In the history of China. In the history of sucking!”
“I service society by rocking, ok? I'm out there on the front lines liberating people with my music!”
“- Ruby Roundhouse: Could I borrow your jacket? I feel like I'm wearing a bikini.
- Professor Shelly Oberon: I once wore a bikini to school.”
“- Martha: Are you gonna help, or are you too pretty?
- Bethany: [serious] I'm too pretty.”
“- Jewel Stern: You got Bobby Rayburn on the line yet? Who the fuck does this guy think he is?
- Broadcast Technician: Three time National League MVP?
- Jewel Stern: And that gives him the right to fuck up my show?”