“Doctor Detroit” quotes

Movie Doctor Detroit
Title Doctor Detroit
Year 1983
Director Michael Pressman
Genre Comedy
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Plot – Clifford Skidrow is a young teacher who lives calmly in Chicago with his family, until four beautiful call girls - Monica, Karen, Jasmine and Thelma - and their pimp Smooth Walker upset his quite existence. They are in trouble with the local boss and to get rid of the criminal Smooth flees to an island, leaving the girls and Clifford in trouble. The teacher is forced to protect the girls and he faces directly the boss becoming a legend throughout the city. The four girls love him, but now he has to face his family's troubles.
All actors – Dan Aykroyd, Howard Hesseman, Donna Dixon, Lydia Lei, T.K. Carter, Lynn Whitfield, Fran Drescher, John A. Maloney, Pershing P. Anderson, William Munchow, Ed Meekin, Hank Salas
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  • “Do you have any idea how college faculty members eat? On what we get paid, a free meal is like honey to a bear to these people! They're going to want to eat enough to hibernate on! They're animals!”
    Dan Aykroyd - Clifford Skridlow
    [Tag:eating, students]
  • “- Judge: That girl is colored!
    - Thelma Cleland: Honey, nobody 'colored' me! I was born this way!”

    Parley Baer - Judge
    Lynn Whitfield - Thelma Cleland
    [Tag:colors, skin]
  • “- Clifford Skridlow: No! No, I will not sell my own mother!
    - Margaret Skridlow: Of course you wouldn't, dear. But it's a sweet thought.”

    Dan Aykroyd - Clifford Skridlow
    Nan Martin - Margaret Skridlow
  • “- Clifford Skridlow: Mom, if you want trouble - I am talking about scorched earth, no survival, whole-sale destruction, body-bags and fire trouble, then you just keep comin' on!
    - Mom: You don't know what trouble is, jerkoff!
    - Clifford Skridlow: Mom, I am going to rip off your head and shit down your neck.”

    Dan Aykroyd - Clifford Skridlow
    Kate Murtagh - Mom
    [Tag:scorn, trouble]
  • “Morning, Stretch. Are you getting taller or did I break a heel?”
    Fran Drescher - Karen Blittstein