“Drop Dead Fred” quotes

Movie Drop Dead Fred
Title Drop Dead Fred
Year 1991
Director Ate de Jong
Genre Drama, Comedy, Fantasy
Interpreted by
Plot – Elizabeth is going through a bad period: her work goes badly while her personal life is worse. Luckily she has Fred's friendship, if it weren't for a small detail: Fred is only an imaginary friend.
All actors – Phoebe Cates, Rik Mayall, Marsha Mason, Tim Matheson, Carrie Fisher, Keith Charles, Ashley Peldon, Daniel Gerroll, Ron Eldard, Eleanor Mondale, Bob Reid, Peter Thoemke
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  • “I don't love you because love is for girls and girls are disgusting.”
    Rik Mayall - Drop Dead Fred
    [Tag:disgust, girl, love]
  • “Pain is your friend, it's your humanity, pain makes you interesting.”
    Carrie Fisher - Janie
  • “You see when something's not working right, the best thing to do is tear it apart to make it better.”
    Rik Mayall - Drop Dead Fred
  • “- Young Elizabeth: Daddy, why don't we throw mommy out the window? It won't hurt her. She'll land in the gladiolas.
    - Nigel Cronin: You shouldn't say things like that about your mother... she might cut your head off.”

    Ashley Peldon - Young Elizabeth
    Daniel Gerroll - Nigel Cronin
    [Tag:mother, talking]
  • “Drop Dead Fred is going to teach me how to cook today. I'm going to need flour and sugar and honey and vodka and a pair of your pants. We're making pants pie. Ow!”

    Ashley Peldon - Young Elizabeth
  • “- Elizabeth 'Lizzie' Cronin: Well what about Cinderella? Remember what happened with her?
    - Drop Dead Fred: No I don't remember what happened with her. I deliberately forgot all about her. She made me puke. I remember the ugly stepsisters, they were great.”

    Phoebe Cates - Elizabeth 'Lizzie' Cronin
    Rik Mayall - Drop Dead Fred
  • Hello, snotface. Yuck, what happened to you? You're all older, you're even uglier! Look, I'm sorry but I'm going to have to be sick all over you, immediately. Lie down.”

    Rik Mayall - Drop Dead Fred
  • “- Young Elizabeth: Did they live happily ever after?
    - Polly Cronin: Of course, Elizabeth.
    - Young Elizabeth: How do you know?
    - Polly Cronin: Because, she was a good little girl, if she would have been naughty, the Prince would have run away.
    - Young Elizabeth: What a pile of shit.”

    Ashley Peldon - Young Elizabeth
    Marsha Mason - Polly Cronin
  • “- Drop Dead Fred: Why don't we harpoon Charles straight through the head, drag him back to the apartment, and hit him with a hammer until he agrees to come back?
    - Elizabeth 'Lizzie' Cronin: Harpoon him through the head. That won't work, Fred.
    - Drop Dead Fred: Why not? How many times have you tried it?”

    Rik Mayall - Drop Dead Fred
    Phoebe Cates - Elizabeth 'Lizzie' Cronin
    [Tag:experience, head]