“The light concealing cream goes on first, then you blend and blend and lend. Blending is the secret. More concealing for you? But you complexion is so fair. Now this has a touch of lavender in it. Give it a try here. Close enough. OK. This should do the trick here. I have another idea. We'll cover up the scars and start with a completely smooth...” (continue) (continue reading)
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“- Alexia: You're not going to let her go to school like that, are you?
- Ben Wheaton: Well, now, Alexia, I seem to recall seeing you in the same outfit a few months ago.
- Alexia: But it was Halloween!”
“Mortgage bonds are dog shit. CDOs are dog shit wrapped in cat shit.”
- Eddie: [complaining about his mask] I said Michael Myers!
- JD: This is Mike Myers.
- Bats: It should be the "Halloween" mask.
- JD: This is a Halloween mask!
- Bats: No, the killer dude from "Halloween".
- JD: Oh, you mean Jason.
- Eddie, Bats: No!
“- René: Hang on a minute. You have not finished my windows.
- Michelle Dubois: Screw your windows!”
“- K-2SO: I can blend in. I'm an Imperial droid. The city is under Imperial occupation.
- Jyn Erso: Half the people here wanna reprogram you. The other half wanna put a hole in your head.”
“They took off the shirt of the Autodefensas only to put on the shirt of the government. But they continue to be a mafia.”
“- Leg-O-Lamb: [ripping the fake ears off Larry the Cucumber-Ear-O-Corn]You should be ashamed of yourself! You're no Elf! You're an Elvish impersonator! You sicken me, deceitful one.
- Larry the Cucumber-Ear-O-Corn: Oh right! Like you're a real elf! Give the gourd a bow and arrow and he's a real Elf!”
“Goddamn, motherfucker got blood all over my best clown suit.”
“- Gin: So I'll recognize you. I wouldn't want to go home with a wrong man by mistake now, would I?
- Mac: It is a masked ball. We all go as someone else.”
“- The Terminator: The T-1000 can't form complex machines. Guns and explosives have chemicals in them. Moving parts. It doesn't work that way, but it can form solid metal shapes.
- John Connor: Like what?
- The Terminator: Knives and stabbing weapons.”
- Steve: Brian, really, who do I look like?
- Brian: For the third time... Boris Karloff as "The Mummy".
“- Bobby: I have to look successful! I can't just be another asshole with a resume!
- Maggie: You are just another asshole with a resume!”
“It could look like someone you know or it could be a stranger in a crowd. Whatever helps it get close to you.”
“There once was a lad from Australia, who painted his ass like a dahlia, the color was fine and likewise the design, but the aroma -whew!- that was the failure.”
“- Lily Levetsky: The little Pierrot boy! Were you a girl dressed as as a boy? Or are you a boy dressed as a girl?
- Michael Fane: Sylvester is Sylvia.
- Lily Levetsky: How charming!”
“- Simon Templar: Do you know what the worst part about being you is?
- Ivan Tretiak: What?
- Simon Templar: Pretending to be so bad in bed.”
“It's Autry's voice allright. He's got a lot of nerve impersonating me! I'll sue him. I'll sue the company.”
“- Ada Kurtzman: Your father says you're not going out dressed that way.
- Ben Kurtzman: And I'm not changing.
- Ada Kurtzman: He says he's not changing.
- Nate Kurtzman: I wanna talk to Hitler.
- Ada Kurtzman: He has a swastika on his arm and big black boots! He's wearing big black boots! He came down the stairs in them with swastikas all...” (continue) (continue reading)
“I'm wearing an ape suit. That means I don't give a fuck.”
“- Bernie Walton: She looks very well like Mona Marshall, but can she act like her?
- Virginia: Oh, my thyroids!”
“During the time he's lived here, Ramson has undoubtedly established another character for himself, perhaps several others, while by now, familiar to the people of La Morte Rouge and quite above suspicion. He could be almost anyone in the village.”
“Nice disguise. Interesting concept. Diagonal boobs. Could you fix that thing?”
“- Thetis: Once he even tried to ravish me disguised as a cuttlefish.
- Hera: Did he succeed?
- Thetis: Certainly not.
- Athena: What did you do?
- Thetis: Beat him at his own game. I simply turned myself into a shark.”