“Love Stinks” quotes

Movie Love Stinks
Title Love Stinks
Year 1999
Director Jeff Franklin
Genre Comedy
All actors – French Stewart, Bridgette Wilson-Sampras, Bill Bellamy, Tyra Banks, Steve Hytner, Jason Bateman, Tiffani Thiessen, Ellis Williams, Boogie Knights, Ivana Milicevic, Montrose Hagins, Renata Scott
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  • “If you have a message for me leave it after the beep and if you have a message for Chelsea then you really have to ask yourself why.”

    French Stewart - Seth Winnick
  • “- Seth Winnick: We agreed to $100,000. We shook on it. We had sex on it.
    - Chelsea Turner: Hate sex.”

    French Stewart - Seth Winnick
    Bridgette Wilson-Sampras - Chelsea Turner
    [Tag:money, sex]
  • “- Chelsea Turner: Can I make it up to you?
    - Seth Winnick: What did you have in mind?
    - Chelsea Turner: Back rub, blow-job, breakfast in bed.
    - Seth Winnick: The three B's! It has a chance at working.”

    Bridgette Wilson-Sampras - Chelsea Turner
    French Stewart - Seth Winnick
    [Tag:proposals, sex]
  • “- Chelsea Turner: All I ever wanted to do was spend my life loving you, you disgusting sack of shit.
    - Seth Winnick: If that's all you wanted, then why did you hire the sleaziest lawyer in town, you pathologically deluded, morally bankrupt, in-denial, self-esteem-deficient bitch on wheels?
    - Chelsea Turner: I am not in denial.”

    Bridgette Wilson-Sampras - Chelsea Turner
    French Stewart - Seth Winnick
    [Tag:break-up, love]
  • “- Holly Garnett: We're going to go over strategy. Now, remember, Chelsea, it took me three breakups, seven ultimatums, and God knows how many not-so-thinly veiled threats before Larry coughed up this ring.
    - Chelsea Turner: Oooh. Okay, whatever it takes, I'm gonna marry that man.”

    Tyra Banks - Holly Garnett
    Bridgette Wilson-Sampras - Chelsea Turner
  • “- Larry Garnett: It's like a hooker taking a trick to court to get him to pay.
    - Holly Garnett: Don't call my best friend a hooker.
    - Larry Garnett: That's right, a hooker tells you the price up front.”

    Bill Bellamy - Larry Garnett
    Tyra Banks - Holly Garnett
  • “- Chelsea Turner: I really like this guy. I think that Seth could be the one.
    - Holly Garnett: Are you serious? Does he feel the same way?
    - Chelsea Turner: Please, he's a man. He has no idea how he's feeling.”

    Bridgette Wilson-Sampras - Chelsea Turner
    Tyra Banks - Holly Garnett
    [Tag:feeling, men]
  • “You've put me off women. I'm gay now. And not just a little gay-full on, Liberace gay.”

    French Stewart - Seth Winnick