“Love Stinks” quotes(1999)
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“Love Stinks” Quotes 8 quotes
“If you have a message for me leave it after the beep and if you have a message for Chelsea then you really have to ask yourself why.”
“- Seth Winnick: We agreed to $100,000. We shook on it. We had sex on it.
- Chelsea Turner: Hate sex.”
“- Chelsea Turner: Can I make it up to you?
- Seth Winnick: What did you have in mind?
- Chelsea Turner: Back rub, blow-job, breakfast in bed.
- Seth Winnick: The three B's! It has a chance at working.”
“- Chelsea Turner: All I ever wanted to do was spend my life loving you, you disgusting sack of shit.
- Seth Winnick: If that's all you wanted, then why did you hire the sleaziest lawyer in town, you pathologically deluded, morally bankrupt, in-denial, self-esteem-deficient bitch on wheels?
- Chelsea Turner: I am not in denial.”
“- Holly Garnett: We're going to go over strategy. Now, remember, Chelsea, it took me three breakups, seven ultimatums, and God knows how many not-so-thinly veiled threats before Larry coughed up this ring.
- Chelsea Turner: Oooh. Okay, whatever it takes, I'm gonna marry that man.”