“Meet the Applegates” quotes

Movie Meet the Applegates
Michael Lehmann directed this movie in 1990
Title Meet the Applegates
Year 1990
Director Michael Lehmann
Genre Sci-Fi, Comedy
Interpreted by
All actors – Ed Begley Jr., Stockard Channing, Dabney Coleman, Robert Jayne, Camille Cooper, Glenn Shadix, Susan Barnes, Adam Biesk, Savannah Smith Boucher, Roger Aaron Brown, Lee Garlington, Philip Arthur Ross
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  • “Let me add that if I catch the kidnapper of my poor son, I'll offer him Christian forgiveness. Then I'll skin his honkers and use 'em for shammy cloths.”
    Glenn Shadix - Greg Samson
  • “- Jane Applegate: If you don't eat your dinner, you can't have dessert.
    - Richard P. Applegate: Did someone say dessert?
    - Jane Applegate: I happened to find a pile of rancid trash in the dumpster behind the 7-11.”

    Stockard Channing - Jane Applegate
    Ed Begley Jr. - Richard P. Applegate
    [Tag:dinner, food]
  • “You Homo sapien scum!”

    Dabney Coleman - Aunt Bea
  • - Richard P. Applegate: It's imperative that we maintain a believable cover while I infiltrate and sabotage the nucular power plant.
    - Johnny Applegate: It's "nuclear", Dad.
    - Richard P. Applegate: Lesson number one: Most people say "nucular." Next time, get it right.

    Ed Begley Jr. - Richard P. Applegate
    Robert Jayne - Johnny Applegate