“Mystery, Alaska” quotes(1999)
Plot – Mystery, a small town in Alaska with 633 inhabitants, ends up in the newspaper for the success of its hockey team. During a town meeting, a proposal is made to take advantage of the moment of fame and challenge the world famous New York Rangers. Some are against it, but in the end the desire to take a risk prevails and the challenge is made and accepted. The Mystery team is made up of, among others, Sheriff John Biebe, the grocer, a bellhop and a high school senior student. Amongst general enthusiasm, Judge Walter Burns, team coach, is the only one that tries to reflect on the consequences of a possible defeat. However, now the mechanism has been set in motion and it is impossible to stop it.
All actors – Russell Crowe, Hank Azaria, Mary McCormack, Burt Reynolds, Colm Meaney, Lolita Davidovich, Maury Chaykin, Ron Eldard, Ryan Northcott, Michael Buie, Kevin Durand, Scott Grimesshow all
“Mystery, Alaska” Quotes 5 quotes
“- John Biebe: Women don't like being referred to as fat mammals, Skank.
- 'Skank' Marden: I never would've said that to her face!”
“I play hockey and I fornicate, 'cause those are the two most fun things to do in cold weather.”
“This is hockey, ok? It's not rocket surgery.”
“You look like the back end of a moose.”