“The Night Before” quotes

(1988)
Movie The Night Before
Title The Night Before
Year 1988
Director Thom Eberhardt
Genre Comedy
Interpreted by
All actors – Keanu Reeves, Lori Loughlin, Theresa Saldana, Trinidad Silva, Suzanne Snyder, Morgan Lofting, Gwil Richards, Chris Hebert, Michael Greene, Pamela Gordon, David Sherrill, Israel Juarbe
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  • “- Winston Connelly: What have you got to wear?
    - Tara Mitchell: All I've got is a tube-top and a mini-skirt.
    - Winston Connelly: It's better than nothing!
    - Tara Mitchell: Winston, tube-tops are out, and the mini-skirt is vinyl.”

    Keanu Reeves - Winston Connelly
    Lori Loughlin - Tara Mitchell
    [Tag:apparel, clothes]
  • “Nice hairdo... you get FM on that?”
    Keanu Reeves - Winston Connelly
    [Tag:appearance, hair]
  • “Stay away from ginger ale and tequila. It's a bitch!”
    Keanu Reeves - Winston Connelly
  • “- Winston Connelly: Hey, give me a break here!
    - Tara Mitchell: Gee, am I overreacting? Well, I guess being sold into prostitution has made me a little edgy; or maybe it's the thought of almost losing my virtue to the Goodyear blimp - and then again it could be simply the sleazy feeling of vinyl against my skin.”

    Keanu Reeves - Winston Connelly
    Lori Loughlin - Tara Mitchell
    [Tag:bothering, events]
  • “- Winston Connelly: Did anything happen to you?
    - Tara Mitchell: Well, let's see. I was kidnapped, they stole my dress and I was driven over here in the trunk of a car. Did you mean besides that?”

    Keanu Reeves - Winston Connelly
    Lori Loughlin - Tara Mitchell
  • Danger? Oh, danger! Well, I shudder to think what the vice president of the astronomy club would call "danger" - what did you do, jaywalk or something?
    Lori Loughlin - Tara Mitchell
    [Tag:danger]
  • “- Winston Connelly: Hey, you want to dance?
    - Tara Mitchell: What I want, Winston, is... I want out of here and I want out now!
    - Winston Connelly: Why? Don't you know how to dance?”

    Keanu Reeves - Winston Connelly
    Lori Loughlin - Tara Mitchell
  • “- Winston Connelly: You know what you are? You are an egotistical, self-centered, little brat!
    - Tara Mitchell: That's terrific!”

    Keanu Reeves - Winston Connelly
    Lori Loughlin - Tara Mitchell
    [Tag:badness, insult]
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