“The world was just confused, and not the world really, just the people in it.”
Matthew Lillard - Stevo

“- Mitch Weaver: There's two kinds of people in this world: those who get stomped on and those who do the stomping.
- Kathy: Where'd you come up with that theory?
- Mitch Weaver: That famous guy said it. What's his name? Uh... oh, yeah: Jesus!”
Norm MacDonald - Mitch Weaver
Traylor Howard - Kathy

“Those French. They hate us, they smoke, they have a whole relationship with dairy products I don't understand.”
Meg Ryan - Kate

“There is no tomorrow for you, and that makes you all very dangerous people!”

Gene Hackman - Jimmy McGinty

“Everybody thinks they have good taste and a sense of humor but they couldn't possibly all have good taste.”
Bruno Kirby - Jess