“- Colonel Zapt: Let's trust in providence.
- Major Rudolph Rassendyll: You'll never get providence interested in this enterprise.”
C. Aubrey Smith - Colonel Zapt
Ronald Colman - Major Rudolf Rassendyll

“Why don't you just focus on girls and cars? Works of me.”
Rob Lowe - Sodapop Curtis

“Ladies do ask for attention. In my experience, they pretend to give it, but it's generally a smokescreen for demanding it back with interest.”
John Goodman - Charlie Meadows

“One should never trust a woman.”
Akim Tamiroff - Uncle Pio

“Can't trust a woman in a pants suit. Men wear the pants. The world doesn't need anymore Hillary Clintons.”
Chris Cooper - Robert Hanssen