“- Colonel Zapt: Let's trust in providence.
- Major Rudolph Rassendyll: You'll never get providence interested in this enterprise.”
C. Aubrey Smith - Colonel Zapt
Ronald Colman - Major Rudolf Rassendyll

“Why don't you just focus on girls and cars? Works of me.”
Rob Lowe - Sodapop Curtis

“Ladies do ask for attention. In my experience, they pretend to give it, but it's generally a smokescreen for demanding it back with interest.”
John Goodman - Charlie Meadows

“They say never trust a limping dog or the tears of a woman.”
Salma Hayek - Frida Kahlo

“- Learoyd: Who's Vivienne? You kept mentioning her name.
- Botanist: She's my fiancée.
- Learoyd: So that's why you wouldn't... I said I never trusted a man who had no woman. I was beginning to worry about you.”
Nick Nolte - Learoyd
Nigel Havers - Botanist