“- Michael Newman: Thank you, Mom for having me, I know it was a lot of pain.
- Trudy Newman: You have no idea.”
Adam Sandler - Michael Newman
Julie Kavner - Trudy Newman

“- Jillian Armacost: I'm scared.
- Spencer Armacost: Well, I'd think it would be strange if a first time mother wasn't scared.”
Charlize Theron - Jillian Armacost
Johnny Depp - Commander Spencer Armacost

“You think you'r the only person with reproductive organs. I'm gonna have this fucking baby. I'm gonna have this baby and my baby is gonna sell drugs to your baby on the playground. Do you know that. You fucking bitch.”
Jennifer Tilly - Jo

“I think I'd be a great mom, honestly. I don't think I'll have any problem giving them all the love in the world. Discipline will be the hard part.”
Queen Latifah

“Whatever past you had, when you become a mother, it's a whole different thing.”
Ivana Miličević