“I hate children. They ruin everything. If I had enough power, I'd wipe them off the face of the earth.”
Laraine Newman - Lawanda Dumore

“- Lewis: Rink's gotta be around here someplace.
- Gordon Bombay: Just look for a sign that says 'Personal Hell'.
- Gordon Bombay: [under his breath] How can he do this to me? I hate kids. They're barely human.”
M.C. Gainey - Lewis
Emilio Estevez - Gordon Bombay

“Kids are great! You can teach them to hate what you hate!”
Dan Castellaneta - Homer Simpson

“I hate that kid so much I could be her mother.”
Kathy Bates - Miss Agatha Hannigan

“- Brian: You're offering me a job?
- Doug: Uh huh.
- Brian: The waitresses hate me!
- Doug: You wait till you've given them crabs. Then you'll really know hatred.”
Tom Cruise - Brian Flanagan
Bryan Brown - Doug Coughlin