Plot – After failing in the finance field and in the advertising one, Brian Flanagan accepts a job as bartender. His colleague Doug convinces him that working as a bartender is more profitable than as a stock broker, so Brian creates a tasty new cocktail. The two friends become very rich indeed transforming their work into real live performances. When they fly to Jamaica, Brian meets Jordan but he’s enmeshed by a rich and fascinating woman.
All actors – Tom Cruise, Bryan Brown, Elisabeth Shue, Lisa Banes, Laurence Luckinbill, Kelly Lynch, Gina Gershon, Ron Dean, Robert Donley, Ellen Foley, Andrea Doven, Chris Owensshow all
“Cocktail” Quotes 30 quotes
“- Doug: [Writing his suicide note to Brian] My dearest Brian, A guy like me looks in the mirror, he either grins, or he starts to fade away. And I haven't seen anything to grin about in a long time. This may not be the most graceful exit, but I know when the bottle's empty. The only thing I'm really going to miss is the conversations we had. At...” (continue)(continue reading)
“- Bonnie: Please, I don't want to end it this way.
- Brian: Jesus, everything ends badly, otherwise it wouldn't end.”
“You bitch! Why didn't you just tell me it was a Rum and Coke?!”
“Relax, your in the perfect job. There's no better way to make it than behind 3 feet of mahogany.”
“I can't make it to my best friend's old lady.”
“Your sexy little smile is not gonna work this time.”
“- Brian: You're offering me a job?
- Doug: Uh huh.
- Brian: The waitresses hate me!
- Doug: You wait till you've given them crabs. Then you'll really know hatred.”
“- Brian: Is this our waterfall?
- Jordan: No.
- Brian: It's terrific.
- Jordan: Yeah, it's all right. The name's Mooney, not Monet.”
“Believe me, Bonnie. You are gonna wake up tomorrow morning with a sigh of relief because I'm not there.”
Excuse me, do I have "fuck me" written on my forehead?
“Too bad you couldn't keep your mouth shut about our sex life! It only gets better.”
“Talk is overrated as a means of resolving disputes.”
“Days get shorter and shorter, nights longer and longer, before you know it, your life is just one long night with a few comatose daylight hours.”
“A Bartender is the aristocrat of the working class.”
“You see, there are two kinds of people in this world: the workers and the hustlers. The hustlers never work and the workers never hustle...”
“- Brian: Should we let it breathe?
- Doug: It hasn't breathed for fifty years, it's dead. Let's just drink it.”
“Why is it that all these chicks are always named after inanimate objects?”
“You know how to make a RedEye?”
“I left a can of Spam in your refrigerator... I hope your Brewers Yeast doesn't take it personally.”