Plot – After failing in the finance field and in the advertising one, Brian Flanagan accepts a job as bartender. His colleague Doug convinces him that working as a bartender is more profitable than as a stock broker, so Brian creates a tasty new cocktail. The two friends become very rich indeed transforming their work into real live performances. When they fly to Jamaica, Brian meets Jordan but he’s enmeshed by a rich and fascinating woman.
All actors – Tom Cruise, Bryan Brown, Elisabeth Shue, Lisa Banes, Laurence Luckinbill, Kelly Lynch, Gina Gershon, Ron Dean, Robert Donley, Ellen Foley, Andrea Doven, Chris Owensshow all
“Cocktail” Quotes 30 quotes
“- Bonnie: Please, I don't want to end it this way.
- Brian: Jesus, everything ends badly, otherwise it wouldn't end.”
“Relax, your in the perfect job. There's no better way to make it than behind 3 feet of mahogany.”
“I can't make it to my best friend's old lady.”
“Your sexy little smile is not gonna work this time.”
“- Brian: You're offering me a job?
- Doug: Uh huh.
- Brian: The waitresses hate me!
- Doug: You wait till you've given them crabs. Then you'll really know hatred.”
“- Brian: Is this our waterfall?
- Jordan: No.
- Brian: It's terrific.
- Jordan: Yeah, it's all right. The name's Mooney, not Monet.”
“Believe me, Bonnie. You are gonna wake up tomorrow morning with a sigh of relief because I'm not there.”
Excuse me, do I have "fuck me" written on my forehead?
“- Doug: [Writing his suicide note to Brian] My dearest Brian, A guy like me looks in the mirror, he either grins, or he starts to fade away. And I haven't seen anything to grin about in a long time. This may not be the most graceful exit, but I know when the bottle's empty. The only thing I'm really going to miss is the conversations we had. At...” (continue)(continue reading)
“Too bad you couldn't keep your mouth shut about our sex life! It only gets better.”
“Talk is overrated as a means of resolving disputes.”
“Days get shorter and shorter, nights longer and longer, before you know it, your life is just one long night with a few comatose daylight hours.”
“A Bartender is the aristocrat of the working class.”
“You see, there are two kinds of people in this world: the workers and the hustlers. The hustlers never work and the workers never hustle...”
“- Brian: Should we let it breathe?
- Doug: It hasn't breathed for fifty years, it's dead. Let's just drink it.”
“You bitch! Why didn't you just tell me it was a Rum and Coke?!”
“Why is it that all these chicks are always named after inanimate objects?”
“You know how to make a RedEye?”
“I left a can of Spam in your refrigerator... I hope your Brewers Yeast doesn't take it personally.”