“- Amy Grady: Didn't your mother teach you to wash your hands after you went to the bathroom?
- Bobby Grady: Nope, she taught me not to piss on my fingers.”
Annie Potts - Amy Grady
John Laughlin - Bobby Grady

“It's a man's duty to instruct a woman in all subjects.”
Dennis Morgan - Wyn Strafford

“They're the wrong things that seem right at the time... but... uh... even though the right things may seem wrong sometimes, or sometimes the wrong things... may be right at the wrong time, or vice versa.”

Cliff Edwards - Jiminy Cricket

“- Astrologer: But she loves the blind man.
- Jaffar: Do you call the lisping of two children in the garden love? Love she has yet to learn and I have yet to teach her.”

Hay Petrie - Astrologer
Conrad Veidt - Jaffar

“Experience teaches unless eyewitness present, every murder case is long shot.”
Sidney Toler - Charlie Chan