“- Reporter at Spring Training: Where do the Sox rank in terms of importance in your life?
- Ben: I say the Red Sox... sex... and breathing.”
Steve Levy - Reporter at Spring Training
Jimmy Fallon - Ben

“If only I was born Italian... all the best Yankees are Italian. My mother makes spaghetti with ketchup, what chance do I have?”

Jonathan Silverman - Eugene Morris Jerome

“The fans are like women. When you're hitting, they love you. When you're not, they'd just as soon spit on you as look at you.”

Wesley Snipes - Bobby Rayburn

“- Bobby Rayburn: At least you're not one of those diehard, you know, baseball fans. You know, really.
- Gil Renard: Why's that?
- Bobby Rayburn: Because those guys are losers.
- Gil Renard: Aren't the fans what it's all about?”
Wesley Snipes - Bobby Rayburn
Robert De Niro - Gil Renard

“They don't understand that you're the same person when you're hitting or not. No. The only person you should play for is yourself.”

Wesley Snipes - Bobby Rayburn