“- Reporter at Spring Training: Where do the Sox rank in terms of importance in your life?
- Ben: I say the Red Sox... sex... and breathing.”
Steve Levy - Reporter at Spring Training
Jimmy Fallon - Ben

“Is that play legal?”

Patrick LaBrecque - George

“We want a pitcher not an underwear snitcher!”
Thomas Ian Nicholas - Henry Rowengartner

“You see, after the game, a lot of guys like to ice up their arm. Still, other fellas think that heat is the way to go. But I have discovered the secret, Henry... hot ice! I heat up... the ice cubes! It's the best of both worlds!”
Daniel Stern - Brickma

“Hey, your mom has a pretty good arm! I ain't seen the floater pitch since Scuffy McGee!”
Daniel Stern - Brickma