“- Possum: Hey Doc is there a car named after me?
- Dr. John Dolittle: Naw, I don't think they make a Possum.
- Possum: Why not?
- Dr. John Dolittle: They usually don't make cars named after rodents.”
Isaac Hayes - Possum
Eddie Murphy - Dr. John Dolittle

“- Marge Gunderson: Say, Lou, did you hear the one about the guy who couldn't afford personalized plates, so he went and changed his name to J3L2404?
- Lou: That's a good one.”
Frances McDormand - Marge Gunderson
Bruce Bohne - Lou

“- Carla: Look at him, he's so cute.
- Patricia: Cute? The guy buys a new Monte Carlo every year because his name is Monte.”

Linda Fiorentino - Carla
Chloe Webb - Patricia

“- Beldar Conehead: An owner's manual to a Ford Lincoln Mercury Sable.
- Highmaster: Ford Lincoln Mercury Sable?
- Beldar Conehead: A personal conveyance named after its inventor, an assassinated ruler, a character from Greco-Roman myth and a small fur-covered mammal.”
Dan Aykroyd - Beldar Conehead
Dave Thomas - Highmaster

“Automobiles are a useless nuisance. Never amount to anything but a nuisance and they had no business to be invented.”
Tim Holt - George Minafer