“Your wife's a Bigfoot, isn't she, Gus? Your wife is a Bigfoot, isn't she? That's why the bitch's moustache is so motherfuckin' thick... 'cause you shaved the bitch down and taught her to speak. I know a motherfuckin' Bigfoot when I see one! Don't bring a Bigfoot into my home, Gus!”

Eddie Murphy - Eddie Murphy

“- Ben Daimio: I thought we were supposed to be fighting monsters, not working with them.
- Hellboy: Who are you calling a monster, pal? Have you looked in the mirror recently?”
Daniel Dae Kim - Major Ben Daimio
David Harbour - Hellboy

“I am not what you would call a handsome man. The good Lord chose not to bless me with... with charm, athletic ability... or a fully functional brain.”
Clint Howard - Paco

“You sho' is ugly!”
Margaret Avery - Shug Avery

“I got married to an ugly woman. Don't ever do that. It just takes the energy right out of you.”
Red West - Red Webster