“You'll make somebody a fine wife.”

Dana Elcar - Dimitri Moisevitch

“Come out to the coast, we'll get together, have a few laughs.”

Bruce Willis - John McClane

“Like my ex-wife. Anything I say, she does the opposite.”
Brad Dourif - Al Bert

“Ther’s just certain things a man wants from his wife, like to be here when he gets home, to cook a meal once in a while, clean up, and make good love too.”
John Travolta - Bud

“Mr. Chandos was a man who spent more time with his gardener than his wife.”
Neil Cunningham - Mr Noyes