“- Diana Barrie: What's wrong with my hair? I look like I've combed it with a towel.
- Sidney Cochran: When you played Elizabeth, you looked like a warthog and you never complained once.
- Diana Barrie: That was acting. This is living. Living, I want to be beautiful.”
Maggie Smith - Diana Barrie
Sir Michael Caine - Sidney Cochran

“If you wish to be the king of the jungle, it's not enough to act like a king. You must be the king. There can be no doubt. Because doubt causes chaos and one's own demise.”
Matthew McConaughey - Mickey Pearson

What? Act? Did anyone care if Marilyn Monroe could act? All they cared was, "Was she in focus?".
George Wendt - Film Producer

“- Astrid Magnussen: Looks don't interest me.
- Paul Trout: That's easy for you to say, you've never been ugly.”
Alison Lohman - Astrid Magnussen
Patrick Fugit - Paul Trout

“You're giving her beauty advice? Do you even own a fucking mirror?”
Melissa McCarthy - Mullins