“- Celia Clooney: Do you know a woman has 89 erogenous zones on her body.
- Clooney: Who says that?”
Paula Prentiss - Celia Clooney
Jack Lemmon - Victor Clooney

“- Alan Marciano: Why'd I get mixed up with that bitch?
- Lt. Vincent Hanna: Cause she's got a great ass... and you got your head all the way up it! Ferocious, aren't I? When I think of asses, a woman's ass, something comes out of me.”
Daniel L. Reardon - Alan Marciano
Al Pacino - Lt. Vincent Hanna

“- Hilary: Son derriere noir... c'est formidable!
- Lisa: Wow, I love your accent. What did you say?
- Hilary: I'll dig his black ass.”

Antonia Franceschi - Hilary
Laura Dean - Lisa

“You have childish ideas about life. Because like so many women you live only for little excitements.”

Conrad Veidt - Capt. Andersen

“In spite of your long experience, it has been my observation that you're very apt to lose control of your emotions and your temper in moments of excitement. I can't take any chances.”

Clarence Kolb - J.B. Armstrong