“- Nelson Moss: What are you doing?
- Sara Deever: Taking your shirt off.
- Nelson Moss: Why?
- Sara: So you can clean up.
- Nelson Moss: Why?
- Sara Deever: Because you smell like puppy pee.”
Keanu Reeves - Nelson Moss
Charlize Theron - Sara Deever

“Damn Bud, ya'll live like pigs!”
Brooke Alderson - Aunt Corene

“Sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfucker. Pigs sleep and root in shit. That's a filthy animal. I ain't eat nothin' that ain't got sense enough to disregard its own feces.”
Samuel L. Jackson - Jules Winnfield

“- Marty Pascal: Buckman! There was a fingernail in my food, ya fat ass moron! Yesterday, it was a band-aid!
- Buckman: Sorry, sir. The band-aid was holding the fingernail on.”
Rob Schneider - Marty Pascal
Ken Hudson Campbell - Buckman

“Did you sleep with Charlie the Tuna last night or do you need to douche?”
Carmen Electra - Michelle Lopez