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“The place is like a museum. It's very beautiful and very cold, and you're not allowed to touch anything.”
“Once upon a time, on the north shore of Long Island, not far from New York, there was a very very large mansion, almost a castle, where there lived a family by the name of Larrabee. There were servants inside the mansion, and servants outside the mansion; boatmen to tend the boats, and six crews of gardeners: two for the solarium, the rest for...” (continue)(continue reading)
“Makenzie-My mom says that you’re homeless. Is that true?
Fern-No, I’m not homeless. I’m just houseless. Not the same thing, right?
Fern-Don’t worry about me. I’m okay.”
“You get a house with a 25 year roof, an indestructible Jap-economy shitbox, you put the rest into the system at three to five percent to pay your taxes and that's your base, get me? That's your fortress of fucking solitude.”
“There are two things in life you cannot lose, a rent-controlled apartment and bladder control.”
“Samantha-Goodbye, yard! Goodbye, crepe myrtle! Goodbye, mailbox! Goodbye, box of stuff Mommy won't let us take with us but we don't want to throw away. Goodbye, house, I'll never like Mommy as much for making us move!
Mom-Samantha! Why don't you say goodbye to that little horseshit attitude, okay, because we're not taking that in the car.”
“Sam Wilson-41st floor! 41st!
Nick Fury-It's not like they put the floor numbers on the outside of the building.”
“People who steal other people's rooms, should not sleep well.”
“What kind of housewife would I be if I didn’t have a gourmet meal for four just lying about the place.”
“You can’t turn the sink on when someone’s in the shower; this isn’t some fancy hotel!”
“- C.C. Baxter: The mirror... it's broken.
- Fran Kubelik: Yes, I know. I like it that way. Makes me look the way I feel.”
“Maybe we could paint the house with vanishing cream. Then it would be invisible.”
“A house that doesn't change is a dead house.”
“There is an air of quiet death in this house and I do not like the way it smells.”
“No man knocks me out of my own house.”
“- Paul Sacchetti: I think we can call it the Sacchetti house now.
- Dave McCabe: Oh, it's still Dagmar's house.”
“Oh my God... what a fabulous room. Are all these your guitars? God, this place is bigger than our whole apartment.”