House quotes

“- Walter: Is it okay if I go inside and watch television?
- Garth: Ain't got one.
- Walter: No television?”
Haley Joel Osment - Walter
Sir Michael Caine - Garth

“- Tobin Frost: I think you need to consider how your safe house was attacked in the first place. That house was a secure location. Whoever crashed it, they were invited. Someone told them, someone you know.
- Matt Weston: You're not gonna get in my head.
- Tobin Frost: I am already in your head.”
Denzel Washington - Tobin Frost
Ryan Reynolds - Matt Weston

“Once upon a time, on the north shore of Long Island, not far from New York, there was a very very large mansion, almost a castle, where there lived a family by the name of Larrabee. There were servants inside the mansion, and servants outside the mansion; boatmen to tend the boats, and six crews of gardeners: two for the solarium, the rest for...” (continue)(continue reading)
Julia Ormond - Sabrina Fairchild

“The place is like a museum. It's very beautiful and very cold, and you're not allowed to touch anything.”

Alan Ruck - Ferris Bueller

“You can’t turn the sink on when someone’s in the shower; this isn’t some fancy hotel!”
Jake Johnson - Nick Miller

“- C.C. Baxter: The mirror... it's broken.
- Fran Kubelik: Yes, I know. I like it that way. Makes me look the way I feel.”
Jack Lemmon - C.C. Baxter
Shirley MacLaine - Fran Kubelik

“- Count Cavriaghi: How big is this palace anyway? How many rooms are there?
- Tancredi Falconeri: Nobody knows, not even Uncle. He says a palace in which you know every room isn't worth living in.”
Terence Hill - Count Cavriaghi
Alain Delon - Tancredi Falconeri

“Maybe we could paint the house with vanishing cream. Then it would be invisible.”
Steve Viksten - Oskar Kokoshka

“I'm, uh, building a house in California. An exact replica of my imperial villa in Rome, down to the very last detail. But with flush toilets. Yes, the mountain may not have come to Muhammad, but it sure as hell came to me.”
Christopher Plummer - J. Paul Getty

“A house that doesn't change is a dead house.”
Daniel Day-Lewis - Reynolds Woodcock

“- Rocky Balboa: No I don't know nobody's been to my house in a long time you might be uncomfortable there.
- Adonis Johnson: What, do you walk around naked?”

Sylvester Stallone - Rocky Balboa
Micheal B. Jordan - Adonis Johnson

People act like we're crack dealers. Nobody put a gun to anybody's head and said, "Hey, nimrod, buy a house you can't afford, and you know what? While you're at it, put a line of credit on that baby and buy yourself a boat".

James Woods - Richard Fuld

“There is an air of quiet death in this house and I do not like the way it smells.”
Daniel Day-Lewis - Reynolds Woodcock

“- Danny: Your're gonna leave us alone in this creepy old house?
- Dad: It's not creepy, it's old.
- Walter: I like mom's better.
- Dad: Well, so did she and now it's hers.”
Jonah Bobo - Danny
Tim Robbins - Dad
Josh Hutcherson - Walter

“No man knocks me out of my own house.”
Alan Rickman - Elliott Marston

“- Paul Sacchetti: I think we can call it the Sacchetti house now.
- Dave McCabe: Oh, it's still Dagmar's house.”
Andrew Sensenig - Paul Sacchetti
Monte Markham - Dave McCabe

“Oh my God... what a fabulous room. Are all these your guitars? God, this place is bigger than our whole apartment.”

Jenny Wright - American Groupie

“The reason there's a question mark on my front door is just in case I forget my address.”
Leslie William Nielsen

“Doesn’t he know any place else where he can go at night? There must be hotels or motels.”

Alan Ladd On Bing Crosby

“You cannot have one bathroom. And it don't matter how much you love your wife and everything, 'cause you wind up with no room at all. You just get a little corner, and you've got a toothbrush and your paste and a shaving brush and a razor.”
Sir Michael Caine

“This house has many hearts.”

Zelda Rubinstein - Tangina

“The buildings looked so fake I was amazed to see that the facades had backs to them [. . .] It is a silly city.
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John Boorman

“- Robin: Batman, woah!
- Batman: You're darn right, woah!
- Robin: Wait, does Batman live in Bruce Wayne's basement?
- Batman: No, Bruce Wayne lives in Batman's attic.”
Michael Cera - Robin
Will Arnett - Batman

“- Edith: What about my dreams?
- Dewey Cox: Edith, I told you, I can't build you a candy house! It will fall apart, the sun will melt the candy, it won't work!”
Kristen Wiig - Edith
John C. Reilly - Dewey Cox

“- Harold: It's my manor!
- Parky: Not anymore Harold, they're taking it away from you.”
Bob Hoskins - Harold
Dave King - Parky