House quotes

“The place is like a museum. It's very beautiful and very cold, and you're not allowed to touch anything.”

Alan Ruck - Ferris Bueller

“Once upon a time, on the north shore of Long Island, not far from New York, there was a very very large mansion, almost a castle, where there lived a family by the name of Larrabee. There were servants inside the mansion, and servants outside the mansion; boatmen to tend the boats, and six crews of gardeners: two for the solarium, the rest for...” (continue)(continue reading)
Julia Ormond - Sabrina Fairchild

“Makenzie-My mom says that you’re homeless. Is that true?
Fern-No, I’m not homeless. I’m just houseless. Not the same thing, right?
Makenzie-No.
Fern-Don’t worry about me. I’m okay.”
Makenzie Etcheverry - Makenzie
Frances McDormand - Fern

“You get a house with a 25 year roof, an indestructible Jap-economy shitbox, you put the rest into the system at three to five percent to pay your taxes and that's your base, get me? That's your fortress of fucking solitude.”
John Goodman - Frank

“- Walter: Is it okay if I go inside and watch television?
- Garth: Ain't got one.
- Walter: No television?”
Haley Joel Osment - Walter
Sir Michael Caine - Garth

“- Tobin Frost: I think you need to consider how your safe house was attacked in the first place. That house was a secure location. Whoever crashed it, they were invited. Someone told them, someone you know.
- Matt Weston: You're not gonna get in my head.
- Tobin Frost: I am already in your head.”
Denzel Washington - Tobin Frost
Ryan Reynolds - Matt Weston

“There are two things in life you cannot lose, a rent-controlled apartment and bladder control.”
Garrett Morris - Earl

“Samantha-Goodbye, yard! Goodbye, crepe myrtle! Goodbye, mailbox! Goodbye, box of stuff Mommy won't let us take with us but we don't want to throw away. Goodbye, house, I'll never like Mommy as much for making us move!
Mom-Samantha! Why don't you say goodbye to that little horseshit attitude, okay, because we're not taking that in the car.”

Lorelei Linklater - Samantha
Patricia Arquette - Olivia

“Sam Wilson-41st floor! 41st!
Nick Fury-It's not like they put the floor numbers on the outside of the building.”
Anthony Mackie - Sam Wilson
Samuel L. Jackson - Nick Fury

“People who steal other people's rooms, should not sleep well.”
Oakes Fegley - Peter

“It's strange that you encourage people to invest their whole life savings, go into debt, just to buy a house they can't afford.”
Frances McDormand - Fern

“What kind of housewife would I be if I didn’t have a gourmet meal for four just lying about the place.”
Kathryn Hahn - Agnes

“You can’t turn the sink on when someone’s in the shower; this isn’t some fancy hotel!”
Jake Johnson - Nick Miller

“- C.C. Baxter: The mirror... it's broken.
- Fran Kubelik: Yes, I know. I like it that way. Makes me look the way I feel.”
Jack Lemmon - C.C. Baxter
Shirley MacLaine - Fran Kubelik

“- Count Cavriaghi: How big is this palace anyway? How many rooms are there?
- Tancredi Falconeri: Nobody knows, not even Uncle. He says a palace in which you know every room isn't worth living in.”
Terence Hill - Count Cavriaghi
Alain Delon - Tancredi Falconeri

“Maybe we could paint the house with vanishing cream. Then it would be invisible.”
Steve Viksten - Oskar Kokoshka

“I'm, uh, building a house in California. An exact replica of my imperial villa in Rome, down to the very last detail. But with flush toilets. Yes, the mountain may not have come to Muhammad, but it sure as hell came to me.”
Christopher Plummer - J. Paul Getty

“A house that doesn't change is a dead house.”
Daniel Day-Lewis - Reynolds Woodcock

“- Rocky Balboa: No I don't know nobody's been to my house in a long time you might be uncomfortable there.
- Adonis Johnson: What, do you walk around naked?”

Sylvester Stallone - Rocky Balboa
Micheal B. Jordan - Adonis Johnson

People act like we're crack dealers. Nobody put a gun to anybody's head and said, "Hey, nimrod, buy a house you can't afford, and you know what? While you're at it, put a line of credit on that baby and buy yourself a boat".

James Woods - Richard Fuld

“There is an air of quiet death in this house and I do not like the way it smells.”
Daniel Day-Lewis - Reynolds Woodcock

“- Danny: Your're gonna leave us alone in this creepy old house?
- Dad: It's not creepy, it's old.
- Walter: I like mom's better.
- Dad: Well, so did she and now it's hers.”
Jonah Bobo - Danny
Tim Robbins - Dad
Josh Hutcherson - Walter

“No man knocks me out of my own house.”
Alan Rickman - Elliott Marston

“- Paul Sacchetti: I think we can call it the Sacchetti house now.
- Dave McCabe: Oh, it's still Dagmar's house.”
Andrew Sensenig - Paul Sacchetti
Monte Markham - Dave McCabe

“Oh my God... what a fabulous room. Are all these your guitars? God, this place is bigger than our whole apartment.”

Jenny Wright - American Groupie