“Maybe we could paint the house with vanishing cream. Then it would be invisible.”
House quotes
170 house quotes, film quotes, movie lines, taglines-
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“The place is like a museum. It's very beautiful and very cold, and you're not allowed to touch anything.”
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“A house that doesn't change is a dead house.”
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“There is an air of quiet death in this house and I do not like the way it smells.”
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“No man knocks me out of my own house.”
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“- Paul Sacchetti: I think we can call it the Sacchetti house now.
- Dave McCabe: Oh, it's still Dagmar's house.”
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“Oh my God... what a fabulous room. Are all these your guitars? God, this place is bigger than our whole apartment.”
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“The reason there's a question mark on my front door is just in case I forget my address.”
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“Doesn’t he know any place else where he can go at night? There must be hotels or motels.”
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“You cannot have one bathroom. And it don't matter how much you love your wife and everything, 'cause you wind up with no room at all. You just get a little corner, and you've got a toothbrush and your paste and a shaving brush and a razor.”
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“This house has many hearts.”
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“The buildings looked so fake I was amazed to see that the facades had backs to them [. . .] It is a silly city.
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“- Robin: Batman, woah!
- Batman: You're darn right, woah!
- Robin: Wait, does Batman live in Bruce Wayne's basement?
- Batman: No, Bruce Wayne lives in Batman's attic.”
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“- Edith: What about my dreams?
- Dewey Cox: Edith, I told you, I can't build you a candy house! It will fall apart, the sun will melt the candy, it won't work!”
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“- Harold: It's my manor!
- Parky: Not anymore Harold, they're taking it away from you.”
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“It's been 30 years since we've had fresh souls in the Dagmar house...”
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“What if someone conspired for us to be in this house?”
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“You get a house with a 25 year roof, an indestructible Jap-economy shitbox, you put the rest into the system at three to five percent to pay your taxes and that's your base, get me? That's your fortress of fucking solitude.”
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“- Danny Muldoon: I'll pick you up at seven. Where do you live?
- Theresa Luna: Here.
- Danny Muldoon: With the stiffs?
- Theresa Luna: My father and I have an apartment upstairs.”
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“- Dana Cummings: What is this place?
- Christian Wolff: Panamerica Airstream, 34ft 7inches long, 8ft 5 inches wide. Dimensions which are perfectly adequate for one person. Preferable, even.
- Dana Cummings: This is where you live?
- Christian Wolff: No, I don't live here, this is a storage unit, that would be weird.”
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