“If you go away on location for three months and your wife stays at home, you've made a whole new load of friends and she's made a whole new load of friends and you get home and you're kind of strangers.”
Sir Michael Caine

“I am a wife-made man.”
Danny Kaye

“Like my ex-wife. Anything I say, she does the opposite.”
Brad Dourif - Al Bert

“Ther’s just certain things a man wants from his wife, like to be here when he gets home, to cook a meal once in a while, clean up, and make good love too.”
John Travolta - Bud

“Mr. Chandos was a man who spent more time with his gardener than his wife.”
Neil Cunningham - Mr Noyes