“Guys are kind of retarded until they're about 30.”
Katherine Heigl

“There are three things a man must do alone: be born, die and, well, we all know the other one.”

John Leguizamo - Cholo

“Real men don't play bridge.”

Russell Crowe - Max Skinner

“- Mrs. Lefkowitz: My son - 55 - still single.
- Lewis Feldman: Gay?
- Mrs. Lefkowitz: I wish - immature.”
Francine Beers - Mrs. Lefkowitz
Jerry Adler - Lewis Feldman

“Say something! Do something! Be a man! I already have a butler!”

Glenn Close - Sunny von Bülow