“- Doug: Mighty Casey has struck out.
- Brian: The game's not over yet. It wouldn't be any fun if they fell over with their legs in the air, would it?”
Bryan Brown - Doug Coughlin
Tom Cruise - Brian Flanagan

“The greatest sensual pleasure there is is to know the desires of another!”
Ted Sorel - Dr. Edward Pretorius

“I love the smell of bridesmaids in the morning.”
Jake Busey - Kyle Brenner

“There is nothing sexier than smoke billowing proudly out of a woman's hot, red, engorged nostrils.”
Gene Hackman - William B. Tensy

“Anyone with any common sense can be sexy.”
Diane Ladd - Mother