“First thing on the list of what Americans say they hate: work; second, traffic; third, missing socks.”
Dustin Hoffman - Professor Jules Hilbert

“My favorite statistic is discovering that the murder rate had gone down by 20%. The coverage that is, how many murders are on the evening news it went up by 600%.”
Barry Glassner - Himself

“How many people are killed by guns each year? In Germany; 381. In France; 255. In Canada; 165. In the United Kingdom; 68. In Australia; 65. In Japan; 39. In the United States; 11,127.”
Michael Francis Moore - Himself

Last year I thought I had lupus, has that happened to you yet? I was on the bus and I saw an ad, "Chances are that somebody on the bus has lupus". I look around, I'm the only one on the bus.
Orny Adams - Himself

“Statistically, the chance of a plane going down because of turbulence is less than what, one in a billion? Or is it a million? I can't remember if it's...”

Arjay Smith - Brian Parks