“- Austin Powers: Your spy car's a Mini?
- Nigel Powers: It's not the size mate, it's how you use it.”
Mike Myers - Austin Powers
Sir Michael Caine - Nigel Powers

“What's up with you lots, never had a shag in a Chevy?”
Brenda Blethyn - Mari Hoff

“- Robin Pierce: Mark, we've been through this sex thing a million times.
- Mark Kendall: Half way through it a million times. It's what people do when they're in love! It's natural. It's right.
- Robin Pierce: Well it's not natural or right for me to do it in a car.
- Mark Kendall: What about an ice cream truck?”
Karen Kopins - Robin Pierce
Jim Carrey - Mark Kendall

“- Will Sly: I figured for ten weeks of sun, surf, and sex, we wouldn't need a top.
- Tom Sullivan: Well, if the surf and the sex are as good as the sun, we're in big trouble.”

R.H. Thomson - Will Sly
Marc Singer - Tom Sullivan

“Automobiles are a useless nuisance. Never amount to anything but a nuisance and they had no business to be invented.”
Tim Holt - George Minafer