“- Shrek: Stop singing! Well, it's no wonder you don't have any friends!
- Donkey: Wow! Only a true friend would be that cruelly honest!”
Mike Myers - Shrek
Eddie Murphy - Donkey

“The truth doesn't always win friends, but it certainly influences people.”
Robin Williams - Batty Koda

“I think maybe you’re the only person who really knows who I am and still likes me anyway.”
Emmy Raver-Lampman - Allison Hargreeves

“- George Halley: I don't trust any of my friends.
- Panama Smith: The feeling's mutual, George. They don't trust you either.”
Humphrey Bogart - George Hally
Gladys George - Panama Smith

“- Exercise Instructress: Let's begin with posture. A lady always enters a room erect.
- Mrs. Howard Fowler - Sylvia: Most of my friends exit horizontally.”
Ann Morriss - Exercise Instructress
Rosalind Russell - Mrs. Howard Fowler - Sylvia