“- Joshua 'Josh' Leonard: I see why you like this video camera so much.
- Heather Donahue: You do?
- Joshua 'Josh' Leonard: It's not quite reality. It's like a totally filtered reality. It's like you can pretend everything's not quite the way it is.”
Joshua 'Josh' Leonard - Himself
Heather Donahue - Herself

“- Michael Jordan: Someone has to go to my house and pick up my basketball gear.
- Daffy Duck: To your house? In 3-D land?”
Michael Jordan - Himself
Dee Bradley Baker - Daffy Duck

“Not real? lf l weren't real, could l do this?”
Billy West - Bugs Bunny

“- Neal: What about Santa's reindeer? Have you ever seen a reindeer fly?
- Charlie: Yes.
- Neal: Well, I haven't.
- Charlie: Have you ever seen a million dollars?
- Neal: No.
- Charlie: Just because you can't see something, doesn't mean it doesn't exist.”
Judge Reinhold - Neal
Eric Lloyd - Charlie

“Can we take a direct flight back to reality, or do we have to change planes in Denver?”
Tim Allen - Scott Calvin