“Lars asked us not to wear black today. He did so to remind us that this is no ordinary funeral. We are here to celebrate Bianca's extraordinary life. From her wheelchair, Bianca reached out and touched us all, in ways we could never have imagined. She was a teacher. She was a lesson in courage. And Bianca loved us all.”
R.D. Reid - Reverend Bock

“Don't cry for me, Argentina. For I am ordinary, unimportant, and undeserving of such attention unless we all are - I think we all are. So share my glory, so share my coffin...”

Madonna - Eva Perón

“Dust to dust, ash to ash. Let's take him downstairs and burn his ass.”

Isaac Hayes - Aloysius

Pete 'Dead Meat' Thompson is dead. So is Mo Green, Tataglia, Barzini, the heads of all the five families. It is at moments like these, my dear friends, that we must ask ourselves: "How can this not be part of some larger plan?".

Lloyd Bridges - Adm. Thomas 'Tug' Benson

“- Spider: What do you want to do, Scuz, turn over gravestones?
- Scuz: No, I just want to look around the graveyard - I never seen one before.
- Spider: Haven't you ever been to a funeral?
- Scuz: I never knew anyone that died.”
Miguel A. Núñez Jr. - Spider
Brian Peck - Scuz